Hi, welcome to my gastropub. On the menu you will find some of our famous appetizers such as bone marrow, bone marrow popcorn, bacon fat bone marrow toast, bacon fat bone marrow popcorn charcuterie plate, bacon fat popcorn, and bone marrow in a bucket.
We offer fourteen different types of fancy burgers and one mediocre 12 dollar macaroni and cheese. Would you like bone marrow "truffle" fries on the side for 8 dollars?
For a selection of drinks with huge branches of rosemary in them, please look at the back of the menu.
We don't serve vodka or ketchup, the hot sauce is 3 dollars and made from Madagascar poopintini zombie peppers and you will need to sign a waiver. What sort of beer do you enjoy? We have 46 taps, most beers taste like straight up bitter pine needles or sour piss and bananas. It's an acquired intellectual taste.
I'll give you a moment to contemplate
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