First there was "Siri" and now there is "Cortanta"? Why do they always have to be ladies calmly instructing you towards failure? Wait, I have an idea...maybe Siri makes you fucking drive to Canada when you're just trying to find a local 7-11 because she's tired of your bUlLsHiT:
"SIRIR CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO EAT A CRAYFISH"?
"SERI CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?"
"SHIRI DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY DICK?!"
"CORTANA WHERE CAN I FIND TITS?!"
Listen, smart phone ladies are abused and I think it's time to introduce some smart phone dudes. I just feel like if there were fine ass dude smart phone voices being like "yes, let me instruct you on how to kiss a lady's flower" the world would be a better place.
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